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T-Shirts
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It Was Me I Let The Dogs Out T-Shirt
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I Put Out
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The Police Never Think It's As Funny As You.
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How To Pick Up Chicks
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This Is My Otter Shirt
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I Found This Humerus
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The Original Computer
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Get Real Be Rational
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I'm Having One Of Those Days Where My Middle Finger
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I Thought I Was Wrong But It Turns Out I Was Mistaken
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I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You
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Sometimes I Sit Quietly And Wonder Why I'm Not In A Mental Asylum
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They Say Follow Your Dreams So I'm Going Back To Bed
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Fck You
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I May Be Old, But I Got To See All The Cool Bands
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A Salt With A Deadly Weapon
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If You Could Read My Mind, You'd Be Traumatized
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If You're Offended I'll Help You Pack
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Fck Yeah
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You're Nuttier Than A Squirrel Turd
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Beards Turn Laziness Into Awesomeness
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I'm Bullet Fine
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I'm Fine
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I Would Like To Apologize In Advance For My Behavior Tonight
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I Am Currently Unsupervised - I Know, It Freaks Me Out Too. But The Possibilities Are Endless!
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It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Looses A Weiner
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I Love Bacon
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I'm not Anti-Social I'm Anti-Stupid
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I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar
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Reality continues To Ruin My Life
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Lead Me No Into Temptation Follow Me I Know A Shortcut
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I'm Not Weird I'm Limited Edition
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I Found The "I" In Team T-Shirt
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I'm Kind of Surprised I'm Not An Action Figure By Now
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Fart Loading 35% - Please Wait
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Bacon Makes Everything Better!
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The Voices In My Head Have Great Ideas
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I'm Not Immature It's Just That You Started It
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I Tried It At Home
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I Took A Pain Pill Why Are You Still Here
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Its All Shits And Giggles Until Someone Giggles And Shits
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I'm Not The Type Of Person You Should Put On Speaker Phone
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Lazy Is Such An Ugly Word I Prefer Selective Participation
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Trust Me As You Get To Know Me I Get Weirder
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Somethings Are Better Left Unsaid
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What If I Told You, You Read The First Line Wrong
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My Dream Job Would Be Driving the Karma Bus
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Now If You'll Excuse Me, Tonight's Bad Decision Isn't Going To Make Itself
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If No One Comes From The Future To Stop You From Doing It...Then How Bad of a
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I Love The Morning Ride T-Shirt
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Come Visit Beautiful Guantanamo Bay Cuba
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Beards They Grow On You T-Shirt
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It's Just A Matter of Time Before They Add The Word Syndrome After My Last Name T-Shirt
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Animals Taste Good
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174 Ba Bacon Yum
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I'm A Leader Not A Follower Unless It's A Dark Place Then Screw It You're Going
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Cleverly Disguised As An Adult T-Shirt
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I Saw That. - Karma
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I Don't Give A Rats Ass T-Shirt
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My Husband's Wife Is Freaking Awesome True Story T-Shirt
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I Didn't Mean to Push Your Buttons, I Was Just Looking For Mute!
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I Don't Hold Grudges I Remember Facts
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Be Careful When You Follow The Masses. Sometimes The "M" Is Silent
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Please Read All My Posts In A Sarcastic Tone You Know For Full Effect
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Some People Are Like Clouds Once They Disapper It's A Better Day
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Come To The Dark Side We Have Cookies
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You Say I'm Crazy I Call It Mentally Unrestricted T-Shirt
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Adults Suck, Then You Are One
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If People Could Read My Mind... I'd Get Punched In The Face A Lot
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Hi, I Don't Care. Thanks.
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I Need To Make Better Bad Decisions
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Masterbait And Tackle
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Having A Dirty Mind Makes Ordinary Conversations Much More Interesting
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I Think My Guardian Angel Drinks
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Bipolar Emoticon Smile Face Sad Face
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I Really Mustache You A Question
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And God Said And Then There Was Light
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With A Shirt This Awesome, Who Needs Pants
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I Love Pig Butts And I Can Not Lie
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Don't Be A Richard
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When I Fart You Will Be The Second To Know
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I'm Looking Forward To Regretting This
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Sometimes I Amaze Myself I Can't Remember What Day It Is
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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Except for bears
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I Understand I Just Don't Care
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If You Don'T Talk To Your Cat About Catnip Who Will
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Nerd I Prefer The Term Intellectual Badass
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I Know I'm Not Perfect But I'm So Close It's Scary
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The Voices Are Back Excellent
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You Know That Little Thing Inside Your Head That Keeps You From Saying Things You Shouldn't? Yeah, I Don't Have One Of Those. T-Shirt
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I don't skinny dip i chunky dunk
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It's Not That I Don't Like You...Oh Wait...Yes It Is
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Sometimes I Question My Sanity. Occasionally It Replies.
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I Would Rather Cuddle, Then Have Sex. If You're Good With Grammar, You'll Get It
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HAYWOOD JABLOWME
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Calm Down Take A Deep Breath & Hold It For About 20 Minutes
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Don't Argue With An Idiot. He'll Drag You Down To His Level Beat You With Experience
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Drinks Well With Others
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My Brain Is Giving Me The Silent Treatment
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Don't Make Me Violate My Probation
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Why Be Difficult With A Little Effort You Can Be Impossible
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If I'm Ever On Life Support Unplug Me Then Plug Me Back In See If That Works
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Pretending To Be A Mature Adult Is So Exhausting
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American Association Against Acronym Abuse
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Fuck it
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Lazy People Fact #35463098210 - You Were Too Lazy To Read That Number
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Let's Not Complicate Things With Words Or Feelings
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I Fart On The First Date
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Every Great Idea I Have Get's Me In Trouble
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I Can't Go To Work Today. The Voices Told Me To Stay Home And Clean The Guns
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Just Because I Agree With You Doesn't Mean You're Right
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Remember, If You Can't Say Anything Nice Make It Funny
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I'm Not Sick I'm Twisted Sick Makes It Sound Like There's A Cure
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When I Was A Kid This Is Not What I Expected T-Shirt
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Comma Sutra
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My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day So I Went Home
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If I Agree With You We'll Both Be Wrong
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I Intend To Live Forever So Far So Good
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My Age Is Very Inappropriate For My Behavior
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I Meet Or Exceed Expectations
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Ask Me About My Ability To Annoy Complete Strangers
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Eff You See Kay Owe Eff Eff
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It Wasn't Me
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Slightly Used But In Good Condition
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Elemeno
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Dear Optimist Pessimist And Realist, While You Guys Were Busy Arguing
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If We Get Caught You're Deaf And I Don't Speak English
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Allergic To Stupid People
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You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions
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I Try To Be A Nice Person. But My Mouth Doesn't Cooperate
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I Like How When You Read This The Little Voice In Your Head Takes Pauses
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Things to Do Today
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My Goal In Life Is To Have A Psychiatric Disorder Named After Me
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I Don't Have A Bucket List, But My Fucket List Is A Mile Long
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Let Us All Take A Moment And Be Thankful That Spiders Can't Fly
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I Feel Sorry For People That Don't Know Me
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I'm Mean Because You're Stupid
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Don't Yell At Your Kids. Lean In And Whisper T-Shirt
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They Tell Me I Have ADD. They Just Don't Underst...Hey Look A Chicken!
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I Dont Get Older, I level up
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Do I Look Like Your Therapist
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I Dig, You Dig, We Dig, He Dig, She Dig, They Dig....It's Not A Beautiful Poem
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Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You
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I'm Sorry I Don't Take Orders. I Barely Take Suggestions
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Organized People Are Just Too Lazy Too Look For Things
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I Put The Pro In Procrastinate
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Stupid Should Hurt
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68 You Owe Me One
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When does Old Enough To Know Better
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You Look Really Stupid With Your Head Like That
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I Am A Worst Case Scenario
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Always Give Hundred Percent Unless You're Donating Blood
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Of Course Your Opinion Matters, Just Not To Me
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Relax Were All Crazy Its Not A Competition
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Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time
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I Never Finish Anythi Anything
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I'm Not Rude. I Just Say What Every One Else Is Thinking
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Paint Chips Make Me Thirsty
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Another Fine Day Ruined By Responsibility
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I Can't Wait To Be Ashamed Of What I Do This Weekend T-Shirt
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If You Fall I'll Be There Floor
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I Always Give 100% At Work
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Stop You're Under A Rest
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Keep Talking I'm Diagnosing You
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Someone Has To Set A Bad Example T-Shirt
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Good Friends Don't Let You Do Stupid Things Alone
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Some Days, It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through The Restraints
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Captain Obvious
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First Rule Of The OCD Club Is There Has To Be A Second Rule
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I Prefer Not To Think Before Speaking I like Behing Surprised
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My Sense Of Humor Earns Me Countless Uneasy Stares
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Things Just Got Real
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It's All Fun And Games Until The Cops Show Up Then It's Hide & Go Seek
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Always Remember You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else
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I Am Unable To Quit, As I Am Currently Too Legit
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I See No Good Reason To Act My Age T-Shirt
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Don't Grow Up, It's A Trap! T-Shirt
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I Can Explain It But I Can't Understand It For You
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I'm Not Getting Older I'm Just Becoming a Classic
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Fart When People Hug You It Makes Them Feel Strong
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I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference
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I Speak My Mind, It Hurts To Bite My Tongue
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The First 40 years Of Childhood Are Always The Hardest
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I'm A Broccoli And I Look Like A Tree, I'm A Walnut And I Look Like A Brain
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Everything Happens For A Reason
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There's No Award For Stupid, So Stop Competing
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Zombies Eat Brains You're Safe T-Shirt
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I Got A Dig Bick. You That Read Wrong. You Read That Wrong Too.
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Cool Story Babe Now Go Make Me A Sandwich
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I Got Out Of Bed For This
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An Apple A Day Will Keep Anyone Away If Thrown Hard Enough T-Shirt
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If You Say Gullible Slowly, It Sounds Like Oranges T-Shirts
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Dear Middle Finger, Thanks For Sticking Up For Me
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I Hate It When I Think Buying Organic Vegetables
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The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself And Spiders
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Let's Just Save Us Time And Agree That I Know Everything
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Do Not Arrest This Person
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Holy Crap! Larry, Is That You T-Shirt
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I'm Just Going To Put An Out Of Order Sticker On My Forehead And Call It A Day
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I Used To Care But I Take A Pill For That Now
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